- Watched "Killer Joe."

Watched “Killer Joe.”

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

That movie has obliterated my faith in humanity.

And I’m quite sure my libido no longer works. The movie seems to have actually caused it to cease from functioning. Scarlett Johansson couldn’t turn me on.

Also, I am NEVER eating fried chicken again. Ever.

Also also, what in the hell happened to Matthew Mcconaughey?